Bold what’s true.

It’s night right now.

There’s something else you should be doing at the moment. 

You ate chicken today.    

There’s a nearby TV on.

You get along with your neighbors.

Twilight is a horrible series. 

You’re hungry right now. 

You have worked out today.    

Running a mile sounds awful. 

You have a job. 

Your parents are still together.

You woke up before 11 this morning. 

Baths are better than showers. 

You are 5’5” or shorter.

You hate British accents. 

The 60’s sucked.    

Your favorite color is either blue or purple.

Your hair is short. 

You are by yourself right now.

You’re in your PJ’s right now.

Your hair color is natural.

You don’t drink soda.

It’s cold out.

Orange juice is better than apple juice.

Video games are awesome.

You have read works by Shakespeare before.

You’ve been professionally diagnosed with a psychological disorder. 

You know someone in the hospital right now. 

You know someone who has beaten cancer. 

Sneakers are your favorite shoes to wear. 

Chocolate is better than vanilla.

You’re allergic to peanuts.  

You want to go to Europe.

You’re using a laptop right now. 

Plastic surgery is a good idea.

Vanilla is the best scent a girl can wear. 

You’ve made yourself throw up. 

You’ve cheated on someone before. 

Your friends do drugs.

You’re Italian. 

You have a tan right now. 

You’ve been on a diet before.  

There are socks on your feet right now.  

Cheesecake is delicious.

You have gotten your hair cut in the past month. 

Your birthday is within the next 2 months.

You’ve been rejected.   

Comedies are better than action films.

You are fluent in more than one language.

You consider yourself a picky eater.

You like Asian food.

You have more than 3 pillows on your bed.

You live with at least one parent.

You’re happy right now. 

You are a high school graduate.

You have a pet.

You were born before April 5th, 1991. 

Pugs are cute.

You have brown hair. 

You have blue eyes.

You can count to 20 in another language.

You have studied a foreign language.

You have worked in a fast food restaurant.

You drove somewhere that was further than a half hour away today.

You live in New Jersey.

Your last name begins with an ‘M’.

Your first name begins with an ‘S’.

You are an only child.

You have more than one sibling.

You are a vegetarian.

You have a gym membership.

You are in the military.

You have a relative in the military.

You have been to Europe. 

You are currently enrolled in college/university.

You have done something you told yourself you wouldn’t.

You have braces.  

You wear contact lenses.

You have a tattoo.

You have a lip piercing.

You have a tongue piercing.

You have your nipples pierced.

You have curly hair.

You are engaged.    

You are married.  

You have children.   

You are an aunt or uncle.

Your bedroom walls are blue.

Your bedspread is red.

Your bedroom carpet is beige.

You have been out to eat at a sit-down restaurant in the last week.

You have been drunk in the past 24 hours.      

You watch Scrubs.

You watch American Idol.

You have been to the movies within the last month.

You have cursed in front of your grandparents.

You had a lunch box with a cartoon character on it when you were little.

You actually pay attention to politics.

You have kissed someone within the last week. 

You have kissed three or more people this year.  

You were told you looked cute today.

You were hugged today.

Your best friend is the opposite sex.

You are a good speller.

You are always on time. 

You have done something illegal within the last 24 hours.

You have ridden an elevator within the last 3 days. 

You have spent the night at someone else’s house within the last 2 weeks.

You have been out of the country within the last year.

You love Mexican food.

You love country music.

You love hip hop.

You love metal.

You love classic rock.

You love techno.

You love instrumental music.

You know someone younger than 10 who passed away.

You have taken pictures of yourself just because you were bored.

You have been in a car wreck.  

You have had stitches.

You have a savings account.

You have broken up with someone for someone else. 

You wish at 11:11.

You have had your heart broken.

You broke someone else’s heart. 

You felt bad about it.

You have an Uncle Bill.

You know a Danielle.

You have hugged a Tiffany.

You have kissed a Blake.

You have had class with a David. 

You have been neighbors with a Hannah.

You have been to a cemetery at midnight.

You have been a vampire for Halloween. 

You have been a pumpkin for Halloween.

You have stayed up for 48 hours straight. 

You own a cowboy hat.

You own a leather coat. 

You are missing someone right now.

You have been let down recently.

You have had someone you thought you could trust betray you.

You would rather have a one-night stand than a relationship.

You have met someone famous.

demimondesz:

I might as well make this my avatar… It’s cuter than fruit, I suppose.

(( Excuses, excuses.  And I don’t have a tablet with which to draw Desz. ))

Rainbows :3

marluxiakynaston:

fuckyeahwhom:

pkdragonbutt:

askspikesomething:

ask-lightningbolt:

askcarrottop:

rainbowdashes-twin:

earthinvader:

thefoxsniper:

iamcomicsans:

SKRILLOALA GIRL

CUP OF MILK GIRL

MY GRANDMOTHER GUY!

tv guy

((FEAR ME, FOR I AM PEPSI WOMAN.))

 ((Uh, I got like 16 things here, I’ll pick the closest. GLASSES WOMAN. FEAR ME.))

((Uh, I’m Bamboo Tablet Man?))

raccoon girl

omg

SOCK GIRL. 

FEAR ME.

… Unicornman.

Cloud was right. My mother DID have sex with a unicorn!

Empty bottle of Prozac Girl :D WOO

marluxiakynaston:

marluxiafloris:

melodiousnocturne-demyx:

demonblackblood:

i-think-i-might-love-you:

paintupurple:

thecivilunrest:

Lol don’t believe in me guise, I’m evidently selfish and mean~

I’m a Pisces. Two of my best friends are Aries and Sagittarius. I trust them with my life.

In other words, this is complete and utter bullshit.

I’m not….yea….i am an Aries….but i’m NOT selfish.

((… Though I don’t believe this and love everyone… It’s nice to know I’m Cancer… But this is wrong, everybody is awesome.))

[ Shit guise, I’m a Sagittarius. Better stay away from me!!! ]

(This one kind of hurts… Fellow Sagittarius~!)

I’m gonna have to disagree with some of this.  A few of my best friends are Pisces and Aries, and they’re not selfish or mean at ALL.  I’ve dated two Libras and they… were not like that.  Well, Marie was once we got older.  But I know these two other Libras, Envi and Jenna, and they are the worst secret-keepers EVER. Also, Jenna fails at keeping friendship >_>   I hate that I’m sexually attracted to Libras as well… oh well, off-topic.  And Corri’s a Scorpio.  The same Corri about whom I’ve been bitching for stealing my story ideas, lying about EVERYTHING, trying to hook up with an ex-fiance behind my back when we were still together…. Also, my grandmother was a Gemini. She was neither true nor loyal nor honest.

I am gonna agree with Leo and Aquarius, to a point.  Albireo, one of my best friends, is an Aquarius and so am I.  Maryx is the only Leo I know and she’s awesome.  Unfortunately, another Aquarius I know isn’t loyal or honest at ALL— horrible liar and yet a pathological one who is worse at taking responsibility than Corri is, and would accept “no” for an answer if she was really a good friend….

And the two Capricorns I know are… well… interesting.  One of them’s got very little in the way of morals but is still a better friend than that other Aquarius I was ranting about. She and I have gotten in a LOT of trouble together before, but it was always worth it and to me, at least, she was always sincere and true.  The other… well, still a bit of a mystery, but she certainly seems to fit that description as well so far.

I’m selfish, mean, and hard to believe in…? That’s inaccurate, for the most part o_o.

Aries pride, bishez.

The fuck is this?

thanatos-sanctuary:

madelezabeth:

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cantakatsu:

dgslash:

ladymotomiya:

mind-killer:

julia-andthemachine:

wormholebr:

supersexyheroes:

hulkalicious:

clockworkparadise:

camilladilla:

blondielovesbroody:

atraeathing:

creepiedoll:

mrsalbertwesker:

malpaislegate:

Sierra Madre (F!Courier) and Eli (Fem!)Shepard~

I am okay with this.

Link from Zelda is having sex with Jill Valentine? D: WHAT IN THE HELL LINK!!

Lightning and Minato

Oh… that actually doesn’t sound half bad.

…Mario and Balthier.

WELP.

Then Sam & Max, Freelance police, are doubleteaming mHawke at knifepoint.

Jim Raynor and Garrett Hawke? Oh man the epic beard action that would be going on.

Naked Snake and Raiden……I’m afraid I don’t believe in this ship. Not at all. ಠ_ಠ

((Main of Persona 4 and Lux-Pain… They’re actually REALLY similar… That’d be hot o///o))

The whole Left 4 Dead crew and chell…. ok

Bastion and Limbo. Oh God.

Naruto and Ezio. I don’t know what to think.

Mario and Sonic At the porn games

Elesis and Takato. OMFG. Grand Chase crossover Digimon! OMFG.

Cecil and kyo aaaaa

Liu Bei and my two male Sims? What.

Tokugawa Ieyasu (Warriors Orochi 2) and Emil Castagnier (Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World)

OH PLEASE NO!!! That would burn my eyes and that’s pedo too ;——-;

Alex Shepherd and Sonic the Hedgehog. :| 

ALRIGHTY THEN

Roxas and the female protagonist from FireRed.

Well…um…

Okay.

Roxas and Hawk… Ehkay.

I really need someone to talk to.  About anything.